To My Master Krazy Kulo,
 
I would just like to offer my sincerest apologies for being mean to you. It was clearly a mistake on my part, since no one in their right mind can possibly have any negative feelings towards someone with such a delightful personality such as you. It was very careless on my part and I guarantee that it won’t happen again. You have nice abs…
Can I please have the password to my phone now sir.
Thanks sexy
 
Sincerely,
 
Melissa